27 May, 2008

condoms

I never grew tired toking abt it or my classmates listening to it over and over again...

condoms

yes, the art of buying a condom.

u rush in, grab ur choice, place it at the counter and look elsewhere pretending to be interested wat's going on outside the store. u stuff it into ur pocket and out u go like a rocket.

or

u place a box on the counter, grap wateva sweet within ur reach and make urself look like u were der not for the condom alone.

or

u buy as many stuffs as possible.. so many tat wen u place it on the counter u throw all ur stuffs on top of the condom so no one can see it...

or

u stand der as long as possible figuring which wld b a better choice cos there's juz that MANY! seriously...

the most popular choice is featherlite, Durex... it sells off fast. the old man will usually choose the cheapest one der... the ladies gts attracted to all the pink boxes available... the other choice is usualy "performance".

it's really interesting to watch the behaviours of my customers. it's like watching a movie... =P

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